I'm one who really enjoys people watching in the mall, on the street, or even at church, therefore that's what I do on mojo/myspace. I view different profiles especially people who look like characters or tell a story with their photos. But what I have learned about viewing girls profiles that are "bi" or "bi curious" is, they hate the penis. Why is this?
Their profiles clearly state "guys if you message me you will be instantly blacklisted/blocked/ignored/blah blah fucking blah!" So why is talking to males such a bad thing? I'm sure if you were to talk to a gay guy it'd be totally different? Oh wait, that's because he doesn't want your hoo-hoo on a platter right? Don't flatter yourself to think that all guys that message you want to have sex with you. Maybe, just maybe they would like to have a conversation with a nice lady?
I've read many times, "I've been hurt by guys so many times I'm going to jump on the other side of the fence...." So what you're saying is; you lost a guy, he screwed you over, you got hurt, now cooter sounds like a tasty snack? Hmmm I find that really hard to believe. Because in order to be gay don't you have to be attracted to the same sex? Oh I'm sorry I mean "bi" not "gay", and you're trying to tell me that this just sort of springs up out of nowhere? Hmmmmm....
I love the "bi" girls that use, "well I was soooooo drunk and she came on to me..." excuse. I buy that excuse just as much as "Honey I swear, she was naked on the bed, I walked in, a couple gnomes pulled down my zipper, pulled my cock out, one of those little bastards tripped me, and I fell right in!".
When I say the following I don't mean any negativity towards lesbians but most of you "bi" girls out there are smoking hot. Most lesbians that I've known are not skinny little blonds with fake tits and a face like Pam Anderson. I'm sure there are some out there, but I'm going with the majority here. I have a gay aunt, she has a mullet, carries a wallet, and drives a big truck. The only thing that she's missing is the dick. I know, I know, there's such a thing called "Lip Stick Lesbians", trust me I'm all for this, but how many have you actually ever seen? It's kind of like Bigfoot, you can look at archive footage all day long on the internet but seeing one for yourself in real life is highly unlikely (the same goes with the Lock Ness Monster).
Back to my "bi" rant, my biggest complaint is why would you get on a website, creat a profile, put half naked pictures of yourself on it, and for one hot second think that a guy isn't going to view this. Even better, think that a guy isn't going to respond to this. I mean hello! Look at porn, what do a lot of guys like to see, a little girl on girl action, a little tongue to twat!
My biggest question is, what exactly is "bi"? I mean I know you like both male and female, but do you go around thinking at all times "wow I bet he has a nice package, HOLLY SHIT LOOK AT THE TITS ON THAT!" I would think that it would be quite the confusing life style. Which apearantly by your profiles you "bi" girls want nothing to do with a guy so wouldn't that make you *Mr. Wood Chuck voice* GAY!? There must be a very VERY fine line there.
So to all of you high school girls that think you're "bi" and to all you 30 year olds and up that say you're "bi"; Chef from Southpark once said, "there's a time and place for all that shit and it's called COLLEGE!"
Feel free to comment, feel free to write me hate mail, hell write me fan mail. Live and let live, just don't land naked face first on a mouse trap.
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