The Lazy & The Cheese

There's nothing that I have against government assistance, as long as it's used properly. I have nothing against people who are poor, nor do I have anything against people who seek out for assistance. I mean after all, that's what it's there for, right? However, I would go out on a limb and say that 70-80% of the people using government assistance are lazy fucks that won't go out and get a job, and those my friends are the people who piss me off the most and only one word comes to mind, WORTHLESS!

I use to work at a little grocery store out off 3rd street several years ago and I would say it's probably the food stamp capitol of Louisville. The store was surrounded by the projects and you had to speak 12 languages to talk to every customer that came in there.

One Korean family that use to come in daily, use to buy a shitload of produce and meat, every single day. This struck up my curiosity to what you could do with all that food. Come to find out this particular family owned a little restaurant next door. The US government gave them money to come to the US to start a small business, they lived in section 8 housing (housing like 15 people in a 3 bedroom place), and received $800 a month in food stamps. Ahh but what were they buying on a daily basis? They were buying all the food for their restaurant! So not only did they get money to start the business and have all their living expenses paid for, but they played the system so that the government was paying for their inventory for their restaurant.

Now I can't fully blame these types of people (immigrants) because they were probably living in some sort of shithole and found a way out to a better life. I don't blame anyone for trying to better themselves...


Illustration done by me

But, people that live here play the system too. People that are from here found out that they could be completely fucking lazy and get paid for it. They found out that you can get paid to sit on your ass and be worthless. Our government supports this type of behavoir. You can come back by saying "that's not what it's designed for..." and you're right it's not, but this isn't some sort of secret that no one knows about (and if it is I would like full credit for it coming out to the open).

If your life goal is to sit on your ass, watch Dr. Phil, and eat Doritos till the wheels fall off (your trailer) then you're in the right place. The law pretty much says you can have all the free government money you want as long as you make nothing at all. But if you make a little bit you're fucked, and I'm not talking a little fucked, I'm talking bent over and dry fucked without being bought dinner first.

Even better, if you pop out kids like a cockroach then you can get even more shit for free! Your food stamps go up, you can get WIC, your housing vouchers go up, and you can get free babysitters. And not just like it's a babysitter at a government daycare, but they'll send you a check so that YOU can pay the babysitter. So people are watching their own kids and getting this money and putting it in their pocket! Good parents have to be paid to watch their own kid(s)?

Now you can even get your college education paid for. People bust their ass to go to college and can't really afford it, but because they're trying to better themselves they can't get this little perk. So pretty much you just have to become a complete piece of shit to get assistance.

I mean what kind of people really live for handouts? I don't care if you're white, black, brown, purple, green, or orange, I have no respect for any of you that abuse this privilege. You live in America, be proud of this, realize where you could come from, and want to better yourself.

There's never going to be an end to this because there's always going to be people looking for that handout and not hand up but just like Mr. Pink says "...if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball"