VIP: Glass or Plastic

I love VIP just as much as the next asshole, but VIP in Louisville isn't really VIP. However, you uneducated horse fuckers think that it is. Let's take Red Cheetah for example. There's 6 stairs, a xl railing, and a "bouncer" that resembles Corky from Life Goes On that separates the "regular" from the "VIP". What's the difference? Ahh, well, it cost a little more, there's couches, there's the opportunity to purchase a bottle of liquor (not just a glass) but when you buy the bottle it's fucking crazy expensive ($135 for a bottle of Vodka that in the stores is $35) there's very little standing room, but the best part is you get a REAL glass. I'm not talking about that plastic shit you regular ole people get way down below us, I'm talking a FUCKING GLASS! Ahhh, but you can't leave the VIP section with that wonderful glass, you have to pour it into a plastic cup, now you just became a regular lounge lizard with a colorful bracelet. But overall what separates you from the rest? A plastic cup, or a glass.

The overall best part of the entire experience, is the fact that you're 4 feet above the people down "below", and you get to look down on them. I thought being VIP was suppose to be an experience that you hypothetically look down on people, not literally.



The point to this is I view profiles, photo galleries, etc and what do I see? I see photos with captions that say "me and muh gurls in VIP..." and whatnot. I can tell you that in a REAL big city club you hoe-bag skanks with botched boob jobs would never walk into the door of a VIP section.

So you're here in Louisville thinking you're a BIG shot because you can get a real glass and pay more money for the same drink and for some sort of fucking crazy reason, you have to take photos to document it.

Why do you do this? You document and take photos of important things, like your kids(most likely out of wedlock), your wedding (most of you lounge lizards will never marry), but not you and your "crunk" friends thinking you're special.

Do you see people in Tao taking photos of each other? Nope, and whys that? Because no one can have cameras and the only photos you'll see are looking through the glass from photography sharks or the exit door where someone special is leaving!

Go to your VIP sections, be proud, but realize you're nothing of nothing and if the most proud moment you have is taking a photo with your friends in a VIP section of a bar in Louisville Kentucky, then The Beatles said it right "...happiness is a warm gun.