So some of you say really large in the opening paragraph "I'm a party girl..." The first thing you want thousands of people that live around you to know is that you are a "party girl". I'd like to know your definitions of what a "party girl" is (please comment them if you would).
I can tell you right now, unless you're doing lines of coke off your best friends navel and sleeping in a sink with a couch cushion, you're probably not much of a "party girl". I would say you're probably an 18,19 year old that likes to get "crunk" with your friends off of some wine coolers and six pack of the beast (Old Milwaukee) and play innocent hoot-n-nanner games.
People who advertise how much they enjoy getting hammered on a daily basis are what most people in society, FUCKING LOSERS! I've been there, I've done that, and I'd say that yes I was a loser. It's one thing to have a couple cocktails, or even get drunk as shit every once in a while, but to make a life style out of a bottle of captain's and six pack of bud is a very sad little life. Why would you want this for yourself?
It honestly makes me sad when I see all these profiles of these girls w/ all their friends just shitfaced all the time and they have kids. Besides the fact that you're putting your kids aside to go out, but what kind of example are you setting? Whether or not you want to believe it, it has an effect on them whether you want it to or not.
I raised a little girl for a couple years (it was a mistake because of how it ended but it was an amazing couple of years) and i could count on one hand how many times we went out and didn't take the baby with us. Two years, we didn't leave her alone with a sitter but a few times. And that was only because people made us. Because that's what parenting is, it's being responsible for what you've created, and taking responsibility for your child's life. That whole experience taught me one thing; you have one chance to mold a child's mind and one chance only. If you mess it up the first time, you've already messed that kids way of thinking for the rest of it's life.
To everything there's always an exception to the rules, but let's go with the majority on this.
Lets face it, it's NOT cool to be a bar whore, it's NOT cool to make a lifestyle out of "clubbing", and it's NOT cool to pawn your kids off on other people so that you can do it.
Saturday, March 3, 2007
TyPiNg LiKe tHiS Jivin' like dat
I'm not real sure which genius discovered TyPiNg LiKe tHiS but they should be shot, not in the leg, not in the arm, but in the face. Why would anyone do this? Do they need read peoples profiles that make fun of that? Do they enjoy looking like they should wear a helmet and ride a bus that's half the size of the other kids?
Seriously, each and every one of them should be kicked square in the nuts! Reading log paragraphs typed like this makes most people motion sicks. Plus it takes a lot longer to type like that. It's like type a letter, hold the shift key, type a letter, hold the shift key, who the fuck has this much time on their hands?! I'm not one to make fun of people's grammar because mines not always the best, but fuck me running backwards if you're typing like a retard then at least proofread your shit you're posting for thousands of people to read so you don't sound like Corky from Life Goes On!
Ebonics...why the fuck do you speak it? Dat, dis, yo, playa, aight, lata, or anything with an "iz" in the middle of it to make it sound ultra cool are not MOTHER FUCKING WORDS! Once again, you, helmet, little bus. Please no one take offense to what I'm about to say, and no it's not a racist comment, but half of you people are white. You have skin like Casper, and an ass like Calista Flockhart. Now I'm waiting for hate mail on that comment but before you do, pleas realize that Ebonics definition is a term coined, originally intended and sometimes used for the language of all people of African ancestry, or for that of Black north American and west African people, emphasizing the African roots...
So white people, take off your bling bling, take out your "grillz", ditch your fubu, and become sophisticated people. Why would you want to look stupid? Why would you not want a future? How many high ranking people in society dress in fubu and sean john and say "Yo yo yo muh peoples, lets me tells you a stizory, aight, word!"
This is not a racist issue, this is a social issue so lets not make it about racism. People say "well I don't see color..." well let's step out of your hippie ways for a second and pretend like you live in present day. I don't give two shits whether your racist, black, white, gay, straight, or Jewish, you see color, you see religion, you see what you want to see. It's not a bad thing at all, it's what separates us all. It's what segregates society. Who the fuck would want to live in a world where everyone was like Ned Flanders and everything was "okely dokely"?
So quit being wankers, pull your balls out from between your legs, and realize that we don't live in a perfect world and that we live in a world of hate, discrimination, and racism. It's what we do, we look down on people different than us, we don't treat everyone as an equal and that's completely fine. Paint a visual for your self; if there's bum on the street and a family member standing on the corner, both getting ready to step off the curb in front of a bus who do you save? You know you can't save both, so what do you do? Ponder on that, and comment your answers if you really have some tree hugging sort of ways.
Seriously, each and every one of them should be kicked square in the nuts! Reading log paragraphs typed like this makes most people motion sicks. Plus it takes a lot longer to type like that. It's like type a letter, hold the shift key, type a letter, hold the shift key, who the fuck has this much time on their hands?! I'm not one to make fun of people's grammar because mines not always the best, but fuck me running backwards if you're typing like a retard then at least proofread your shit you're posting for thousands of people to read so you don't sound like Corky from Life Goes On!
Ebonics...why the fuck do you speak it? Dat, dis, yo, playa, aight, lata, or anything with an "iz" in the middle of it to make it sound ultra cool are not MOTHER FUCKING WORDS! Once again, you, helmet, little bus. Please no one take offense to what I'm about to say, and no it's not a racist comment, but half of you people are white. You have skin like Casper, and an ass like Calista Flockhart. Now I'm waiting for hate mail on that comment but before you do, pleas realize that Ebonics definition is a term coined, originally intended and sometimes used for the language of all people of African ancestry, or for that of Black north American and west African people, emphasizing the African roots...
So white people, take off your bling bling, take out your "grillz", ditch your fubu, and become sophisticated people. Why would you want to look stupid? Why would you not want a future? How many high ranking people in society dress in fubu and sean john and say "Yo yo yo muh peoples, lets me tells you a stizory, aight, word!"
This is not a racist issue, this is a social issue so lets not make it about racism. People say "well I don't see color..." well let's step out of your hippie ways for a second and pretend like you live in present day. I don't give two shits whether your racist, black, white, gay, straight, or Jewish, you see color, you see religion, you see what you want to see. It's not a bad thing at all, it's what separates us all. It's what segregates society. Who the fuck would want to live in a world where everyone was like Ned Flanders and everything was "okely dokely"?
So quit being wankers, pull your balls out from between your legs, and realize that we don't live in a perfect world and that we live in a world of hate, discrimination, and racism. It's what we do, we look down on people different than us, we don't treat everyone as an equal and that's completely fine. Paint a visual for your self; if there's bum on the street and a family member standing on the corner, both getting ready to step off the curb in front of a bus who do you save? You know you can't save both, so what do you do? Ponder on that, and comment your answers if you really have some tree hugging sort of ways.
Bastards!
I'm not real sure which dickhole complained about me but let me tell you something...stop being a sensitive pussy!
*crying* "The Dr. was saying mean and awful things that hurt my feelings Mr. Blog Moderator. He said the truth and it really hurt."
Which basically means this, you're one of the following:
A. Bi Sexual
B. Taking advantage of government money
C. Bi Sexual
D. A tranny
E. African American (My Jesse Jackson analogy)
F. Stupid (Don't know what an analogy is)
G. Live for the VIP
H. Single Mom's with naked photos of yourself
I. Fat
J. A crazy astronaut that drove 900 miles to kill someone
K. Someone I called a horse, pig, or sheep fucker
L. A Decpta-Head
M. Bi Sexual
N. Tara Conner
O. A tree hugging hippie
P. Figured out who my VIP illustration was and realized it was you
Q. Bi Sexual
R. Offended by being called a "stupid cunt"
So if you are one of the following don't tell on me, and just express your opinions to me. I'd love to hear them. Please share with me your feelings and we'll sit around a camp fire singing songs until the wheels fall off. And please, with all do respect, stop being a bunch of pussy's and stand up for yourself if you strongly disagree with me and my opinions. Otherwise, do me a favor; go play hide and go fuck yourself.
Captain Fuck Off
*crying* "The Dr. was saying mean and awful things that hurt my feelings Mr. Blog Moderator. He said the truth and it really hurt."
Which basically means this, you're one of the following:
A. Bi Sexual
B. Taking advantage of government money
C. Bi Sexual
D. A tranny
E. African American (My Jesse Jackson analogy)
F. Stupid (Don't know what an analogy is)
G. Live for the VIP
H. Single Mom's with naked photos of yourself
I. Fat
J. A crazy astronaut that drove 900 miles to kill someone
K. Someone I called a horse, pig, or sheep fucker
L. A Decpta-Head
M. Bi Sexual
N. Tara Conner
O. A tree hugging hippie
P. Figured out who my VIP illustration was and realized it was you
Q. Bi Sexual
R. Offended by being called a "stupid cunt"
So if you are one of the following don't tell on me, and just express your opinions to me. I'd love to hear them. Please share with me your feelings and we'll sit around a camp fire singing songs until the wheels fall off. And please, with all do respect, stop being a bunch of pussy's and stand up for yourself if you strongly disagree with me and my opinions. Otherwise, do me a favor; go play hide and go fuck yourself.
Captain Fuck Off
I'm naked! Don't comment!
Why do people write "I'm not looking for a hook up..." on their profiles? I've seen this on both guys and girls profiles. It's an understanding that you're not just looking for a piece of ass (both male and female). I mean you're not going to read a profile that says "What I'm Looking For - A quick lay, no strings attached, and would prefer it if we did it like a porno and you had a happy ending on my face."
Ladies, no matter if you put that on there or not a walking erection isn't even going to read it. They're going to look at your photos and hit the "send message" button. They could give to flying fucks whether you're looking for it or not. It's kind of like when you're young and your parents say, "if you don't ask, you'll never know..." It's the same type of situation; "hey, can we hook up and have some monkey love?" then you reply with "fuck you, you're an asshole! I'm going to blacklist you!"
Which brings me to another piece or rantyness. If you don't want guys to hit on you, then hide the photos of your tits hanging out. Don't post pictures of you and your girls getting "crunk" on the weekend and playing innocent coochie grabbing games! This tends to send the wrong message. I mean if you see a guy begging for change on the side of the street you're going to assume he's homeless and has no place to go, right? It's the same thing, we see photos of short mini skirts, your tongue down a girls throat, your tits hanging out of your shirt, or a photo of you in the shower, and call us crazy but that gives us the idea that you could possibly be easy. Hell the homeless guy my walk around the corner and getting into a Benz, take off his homeless gear and be wearing a $3,000 Versace suit.
If you don't want people to get the wrong idea then I suggest not posting the wrong idea to thousands of people. It's a pretty simple concept and how some of you dumb cunts haven't figured it out yet is totally beyond me. All you're doing is inviting perverts to speak their mind on what they see, if they don't see it they can't comment on it.
I look at Mojo and other sites like it to kind of be like deer hunting. You spend all this time out in the woods looking for this one thing and all the sudden it comes walking around the corner. What do you do? You shoot at it, or message it (for those stupid people that don't get the analogy.)
"ANALOGY - Similarity in some respects between things that are otherwise dissimilar." For the dumber people that doesn't know what an analogy is.
"There are stupid people and there are people who do stupid things, people who don't learn are the people that are stupid."
Ladies, no matter if you put that on there or not a walking erection isn't even going to read it. They're going to look at your photos and hit the "send message" button. They could give to flying fucks whether you're looking for it or not. It's kind of like when you're young and your parents say, "if you don't ask, you'll never know..." It's the same type of situation; "hey, can we hook up and have some monkey love?" then you reply with "fuck you, you're an asshole! I'm going to blacklist you!"
Which brings me to another piece or rantyness. If you don't want guys to hit on you, then hide the photos of your tits hanging out. Don't post pictures of you and your girls getting "crunk" on the weekend and playing innocent coochie grabbing games! This tends to send the wrong message. I mean if you see a guy begging for change on the side of the street you're going to assume he's homeless and has no place to go, right? It's the same thing, we see photos of short mini skirts, your tongue down a girls throat, your tits hanging out of your shirt, or a photo of you in the shower, and call us crazy but that gives us the idea that you could possibly be easy. Hell the homeless guy my walk around the corner and getting into a Benz, take off his homeless gear and be wearing a $3,000 Versace suit.
If you don't want people to get the wrong idea then I suggest not posting the wrong idea to thousands of people. It's a pretty simple concept and how some of you dumb cunts haven't figured it out yet is totally beyond me. All you're doing is inviting perverts to speak their mind on what they see, if they don't see it they can't comment on it.
I look at Mojo and other sites like it to kind of be like deer hunting. You spend all this time out in the woods looking for this one thing and all the sudden it comes walking around the corner. What do you do? You shoot at it, or message it (for those stupid people that don't get the analogy.)
"ANALOGY - Similarity in some respects between things that are otherwise dissimilar." For the dumber people that doesn't know what an analogy is.
"There are stupid people and there are people who do stupid things, people who don't learn are the people that are stupid."
Don't show my face, I'm bi!
Have you ever noticed that there's lots of peoples profiles (female profiles) that have a really hot photos of them w/ their hair in their face, them turned around not facing the camera, their hoot-n-nanner sticking out like the foot of a camel? Why is this? Is this like a movie trailer before seeing the whole film? Or is this you being ashamed of being a cum dumpster? Oh wait I forgot, 98% of you are bi so that explains a lot, you're still a little confused on...well...life.
So the whole point of this is what? I'm still confused and would love answers god damn it. Their profiles always say close to the same thing, "looking for a hot girl to come play", "not looking for a man!", "I'm a dumb slut and want to lick muff till the wheels fall off!". Ok maybe not that last one because I made that up, but however I did get a chuckle out of it. Anyway, is it a rule that if you have a hot face, and a hot body, you're not aloud to show one or the other? This must be some sort of secret bi girl rules I'm not aware of. Maybe because I'm not a girl, nor am I bi.
I'll end with this, most of you are dumber than dog shit on a stick and I kind feel sorry for you but grow up and show your face, share it with the world, let everyone know that you're a true bi slut. Don't be ashamed, be proud, talk loud, and lick carpet!
So the whole point of this is what? I'm still confused and would love answers god damn it. Their profiles always say close to the same thing, "looking for a hot girl to come play", "not looking for a man!", "I'm a dumb slut and want to lick muff till the wheels fall off!". Ok maybe not that last one because I made that up, but however I did get a chuckle out of it. Anyway, is it a rule that if you have a hot face, and a hot body, you're not aloud to show one or the other? This must be some sort of secret bi girl rules I'm not aware of. Maybe because I'm not a girl, nor am I bi.
I'll end with this, most of you are dumber than dog shit on a stick and I kind feel sorry for you but grow up and show your face, share it with the world, let everyone know that you're a true bi slut. Don't be ashamed, be proud, talk loud, and lick carpet!
Penis looking for penis = Gay
This is going to be a really quick little blurb, but I've been thinking about something. I read all these profiles in the "female" section and there's a lot of tranny's in there. Which is totally cool with me, if you're a guy and want to wear a skirt and act like a chick by all means go for it. I'm sure if you bitched about it enough mojo would change the option of Male or Female to Male, Female, Fucking Confused. But that's not the point of this (see I'm PC and all for equal rights...?)
The point is this, if you have a penis (dressed in a skirt or not) and are looking for penis, then you are GAY. If you are a female and are looking for hoot-n-nanner you are GAY. Are you seeing how this works out? The majority of these cross dressing men on here find it to be ok that because they wear a skirt and a thong and are looking for penis that they are straight or bi. How does this work? 10 years ago society redeemed a man in a pink shirt to be pretty homosexual, now times have changed but it's not penis looking for penis. Lets break it down even further, if I were to go out to meet a "hot chick" and met a cross dresser and didn't know it until I got it in the sack and reached down and grabbed a cock, I'd first look confused, then go wayyyyyyyyyy the FUCK off!
So why are you trying to pretend? If you want to be considered a woman go have your little pecker chopped off. Which technically according to science you're not really a woman because you can't reproduce nor have the organs installed that allow you to reproduce. I'm not talking about the people who get up on stage and dance around like Elton John, I'm talking about the people that live like this everyday.
This is really for your alls safety. Can you imagine meeting up with some crazy redneck and pulling a dick out? You'd be mounted on the front end of a John Deere quicker than Jesse Jackson at a Klan rally (I'm getting hate mail for that analogy.)
FYI, if you are one of these people, one piece of advice, you can tuck the cock, you can change the voice, hell you can even buy the nicest set of tits money can buy, but you for GOD DAMN sure can't hide an Adam's apple.
Write me, explain this to me, please for the love of god fucking leave a comment or two. If you disagree with me call me an asshole I'm sure I deserve it other wise sit down, shut up, and tuck.
The point is this, if you have a penis (dressed in a skirt or not) and are looking for penis, then you are GAY. If you are a female and are looking for hoot-n-nanner you are GAY. Are you seeing how this works out? The majority of these cross dressing men on here find it to be ok that because they wear a skirt and a thong and are looking for penis that they are straight or bi. How does this work? 10 years ago society redeemed a man in a pink shirt to be pretty homosexual, now times have changed but it's not penis looking for penis. Lets break it down even further, if I were to go out to meet a "hot chick" and met a cross dresser and didn't know it until I got it in the sack and reached down and grabbed a cock, I'd first look confused, then go wayyyyyyyyyy the FUCK off!
So why are you trying to pretend? If you want to be considered a woman go have your little pecker chopped off. Which technically according to science you're not really a woman because you can't reproduce nor have the organs installed that allow you to reproduce. I'm not talking about the people who get up on stage and dance around like Elton John, I'm talking about the people that live like this everyday.
This is really for your alls safety. Can you imagine meeting up with some crazy redneck and pulling a dick out? You'd be mounted on the front end of a John Deere quicker than Jesse Jackson at a Klan rally (I'm getting hate mail for that analogy.)
FYI, if you are one of these people, one piece of advice, you can tuck the cock, you can change the voice, hell you can even buy the nicest set of tits money can buy, but you for GOD DAMN sure can't hide an Adam's apple.
Write me, explain this to me, please for the love of god fucking leave a comment or two. If you disagree with me call me an asshole I'm sure I deserve it other wise sit down, shut up, and tuck.
Space Orgy
Michael Jackson molests children, OJ gets away with murder, and NASA hires a fucking psychopath.
Tuesday, February 6, 2007, Lisa Nowak, a NASA astronaut, was arrested for attempted murder against another astronaut, Colleen Shipman. She believed that she was competition in this "space love triangle" between her and another male pilot.
So, what's this dumb cunt do? She drives from Houston to Orlando in a FUCKING diaper! That's approximatly 900 miles sitting in her own piss and shit. Her reasoning? So she could get there quicker and wouldn't have to stop to go to the restroom.
Illustration done by me.
I love stupid people, because they do stupid things, and give me shit to write about.
Nowak, a married mother of three, had already been charged with attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery. That's a lot of shit to do all at one time, especially doing it in a fucking diaper full of pooh. For some odd reason I find this to be one of the funniest things I have read.
Illustration done by me.
When Police caught up with her they found a bag carrying a wig, a BB gun, a new steel mallet, knife, rubber tubing and large garbage bags. Shipman said that she felt someone watching her as she walked to her car so she got into her car and locked the doors quickly.
A woman wearing a wig and trench coat, Nowak, tapped on the window asking for a ride. Shipman cracked her window and told told her to go away and Nowak sprayed mace inside the car and took her hostage.
According to NASA's official biography, Nowak is a Naval Academy graduate who has a master's degree in aeronautical engineering. Appearantly graduating with a master's degree doesn't teach you how not to be a fucking psycho.
I'll end with this, if you're an astronaut don't start fucking two other astronauts at the same time otherwise someone could put on a diaper, drive 900 miles, and attempt to kill them with a BB Gun and pepper spray.
Tuesday, February 6, 2007, Lisa Nowak, a NASA astronaut, was arrested for attempted murder against another astronaut, Colleen Shipman. She believed that she was competition in this "space love triangle" between her and another male pilot.
So, what's this dumb cunt do? She drives from Houston to Orlando in a FUCKING diaper! That's approximatly 900 miles sitting in her own piss and shit. Her reasoning? So she could get there quicker and wouldn't have to stop to go to the restroom.
Illustration done by me.
I love stupid people, because they do stupid things, and give me shit to write about.
Nowak, a married mother of three, had already been charged with attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery. That's a lot of shit to do all at one time, especially doing it in a fucking diaper full of pooh. For some odd reason I find this to be one of the funniest things I have read.
Illustration done by me.
When Police caught up with her they found a bag carrying a wig, a BB gun, a new steel mallet, knife, rubber tubing and large garbage bags. Shipman said that she felt someone watching her as she walked to her car so she got into her car and locked the doors quickly.
A woman wearing a wig and trench coat, Nowak, tapped on the window asking for a ride. Shipman cracked her window and told told her to go away and Nowak sprayed mace inside the car and took her hostage.
According to NASA's official biography, Nowak is a Naval Academy graduate who has a master's degree in aeronautical engineering. Appearantly graduating with a master's degree doesn't teach you how not to be a fucking psycho.
I'll end with this, if you're an astronaut don't start fucking two other astronauts at the same time otherwise someone could put on a diaper, drive 900 miles, and attempt to kill them with a BB Gun and pepper spray.
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