Bastards!

I'm not real sure which dickhole complained about me but let me tell you something...stop being a sensitive pussy!

*crying* "The Dr. was saying mean and awful things that hurt my feelings Mr. Blog Moderator. He said the truth and it really hurt."

Which basically means this, you're one of the following:

A. Bi Sexual
B. Taking advantage of government money
C. Bi Sexual
D. A tranny
E. African American (My Jesse Jackson analogy)
F. Stupid (Don't know what an analogy is)
G. Live for the VIP
H. Single Mom's with naked photos of yourself
I. Fat
J. A crazy astronaut that drove 900 miles to kill someone
K. Someone I called a horse, pig, or sheep fucker
L. A Decpta-Head
M. Bi Sexual
N. Tara Conner
O. A tree hugging hippie
P. Figured out who my VIP illustration was and realized it was you
Q. Bi Sexual
R. Offended by being called a "stupid cunt"

So if you are one of the following don't tell on me, and just express your opinions to me. I'd love to hear them. Please share with me your feelings and we'll sit around a camp fire singing songs until the wheels fall off. And please, with all do respect, stop being a bunch of pussy's and stand up for yourself if you strongly disagree with me and my opinions. Otherwise, do me a favor; go play hide and go fuck yourself.

Captain Fuck Off