Saturday, March 3, 2007

I'm naked! Don't comment!

Why do people write "I'm not looking for a hook up..." on their profiles? I've seen this on both guys and girls profiles. It's an understanding that you're not just looking for a piece of ass (both male and female). I mean you're not going to read a profile that says "What I'm Looking For - A quick lay, no strings attached, and would prefer it if we did it like a porno and you had a happy ending on my face."

Ladies, no matter if you put that on there or not a walking erection isn't even going to read it. They're going to look at your photos and hit the "send message" button. They could give to flying fucks whether you're looking for it or not. It's kind of like when you're young and your parents say, "if you don't ask, you'll never know..." It's the same type of situation; "hey, can we hook up and have some monkey love?" then you reply with "fuck you, you're an asshole! I'm going to blacklist you!"

Which brings me to another piece or rantyness. If you don't want guys to hit on you, then hide the photos of your tits hanging out. Don't post pictures of you and your girls getting "crunk" on the weekend and playing innocent coochie grabbing games! This tends to send the wrong message. I mean if you see a guy begging for change on the side of the street you're going to assume he's homeless and has no place to go, right? It's the same thing, we see photos of short mini skirts, your tongue down a girls throat, your tits hanging out of your shirt, or a photo of you in the shower, and call us crazy but that gives us the idea that you could possibly be easy. Hell the homeless guy my walk around the corner and getting into a Benz, take off his homeless gear and be wearing a $3,000 Versace suit.

If you don't want people to get the wrong idea then I suggest not posting the wrong idea to thousands of people. It's a pretty simple concept and how some of you dumb cunts haven't figured it out yet is totally beyond me. All you're doing is inviting perverts to speak their mind on what they see, if they don't see it they can't comment on it.

I look at Mojo and other sites like it to kind of be like deer hunting. You spend all this time out in the woods looking for this one thing and all the sudden it comes walking around the corner. What do you do? You shoot at it, or message it (for those stupid people that don't get the analogy.)

"ANALOGY - Similarity in some respects between things that are otherwise dissimilar." For the dumber people that doesn't know what an analogy is.

"There are stupid people and there are people who do stupid things, people who don't learn are the people that are stupid."

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