Tuesday, February 6, 2007, Lisa Nowak, a NASA astronaut, was arrested for attempted murder against another astronaut, Colleen Shipman. She believed that she was competition in this "space love triangle" between her and another male pilot.
So, what's this dumb cunt do? She drives from Houston to Orlando in a FUCKING diaper! That's approximatly 900 miles sitting in her own piss and shit. Her reasoning? So she could get there quicker and wouldn't have to stop to go to the restroom.
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I love stupid people, because they do stupid things, and give me shit to write about.
Nowak, a married mother of three, had already been charged with attempted kidnapping, attempted vehicle burglary with battery, destruction of evidence and battery. That's a lot of shit to do all at one time, especially doing it in a fucking diaper full of pooh. For some odd reason I find this to be one of the funniest things I have read.
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When Police caught up with her they found a bag carrying a wig, a BB gun, a new steel mallet, knife, rubber tubing and large garbage bags. Shipman said that she felt someone watching her as she walked to her car so she got into her car and locked the doors quickly.
A woman wearing a wig and trench coat, Nowak, tapped on the window asking for a ride. Shipman cracked her window and told told her to go away and Nowak sprayed mace inside the car and took her hostage.
According to NASA's official biography, Nowak is a Naval Academy graduate who has a master's degree in aeronautical engineering. Appearantly graduating with a master's degree doesn't teach you how not to be a fucking psycho.
I'll end with this, if you're an astronaut don't start fucking two other astronauts at the same time otherwise someone could put on a diaper, drive 900 miles, and attempt to kill them with a BB Gun and pepper spray.
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