TyPiNg LiKe tHiS Jivin' like dat

I'm not real sure which genius discovered TyPiNg LiKe tHiS but they should be shot, not in the leg, not in the arm, but in the face. Why would anyone do this? Do they need read peoples profiles that make fun of that? Do they enjoy looking like they should wear a helmet and ride a bus that's half the size of the other kids?

Seriously, each and every one of them should be kicked square in the nuts! Reading log paragraphs typed like this makes most people motion sicks. Plus it takes a lot longer to type like that. It's like type a letter, hold the shift key, type a letter, hold the shift key, who the fuck has this much time on their hands?! I'm not one to make fun of people's grammar because mines not always the best, but fuck me running backwards if you're typing like a retard then at least proofread your shit you're posting for thousands of people to read so you don't sound like Corky from Life Goes On!

Ebonics...why the fuck do you speak it? Dat, dis, yo, playa, aight, lata, or anything with an "iz" in the middle of it to make it sound ultra cool are not MOTHER FUCKING WORDS! Once again, you, helmet, little bus. Please no one take offense to what I'm about to say, and no it's not a racist comment, but half of you people are white. You have skin like Casper, and an ass like Calista Flockhart. Now I'm waiting for hate mail on that comment but before you do, pleas realize that Ebonics definition is a term coined, originally intended and sometimes used for the language of all people of African ancestry, or for that of Black north American and west African people, emphasizing the African roots...

So white people, take off your bling bling, take out your "grillz", ditch your fubu, and become sophisticated people. Why would you want to look stupid? Why would you not want a future? How many high ranking people in society dress in fubu and sean john and say "Yo yo yo muh peoples, lets me tells you a stizory, aight, word!"

This is not a racist issue, this is a social issue so lets not make it about racism. People say "well I don't see color..." well let's step out of your hippie ways for a second and pretend like you live in present day. I don't give two shits whether your racist, black, white, gay, straight, or Jewish, you see color, you see religion, you see what you want to see. It's not a bad thing at all, it's what separates us all. It's what segregates society. Who the fuck would want to live in a world where everyone was like Ned Flanders and everything was "okely dokely"?

So quit being wankers, pull your balls out from between your legs, and realize that we don't live in a perfect world and that we live in a world of hate, discrimination, and racism. It's what we do, we look down on people different than us, we don't treat everyone as an equal and that's completely fine. Paint a visual for your self; if there's bum on the street and a family member standing on the corner, both getting ready to step off the curb in front of a bus who do you save? You know you can't save both, so what do you do? Ponder on that, and comment your answers if you really have some tree hugging sort of ways.